This term can describe a wide variety of people but in general a Dirt Squirrel is a person(s) who is dirt poor and/or has a bizarre facial complexion and/or is very spastic and has ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) and/or just looks dirty. Most of whom are found in north-western Ontario or Ancaster, Ontario, Canada.
Look at that guy driving his ATV to the beer store with his little girl sitting in the back, what a Dirt Squirrel!
But I've veered away from what my blog is really about.
I like dirty dudes with long beards and long hair. Some would call them Jesus look alikes, others would call them hobos. I call them divine, heavenly creatures. Where as most girls prefer chiseled males with rock hard abs, abercrombie & fitch good looks and clean cut faces, i prefer the dude that just rolled out from under a truck after fixing his carburetor with dirt under his fingernails and greasy hair. I think i have a problem.
Alot of the dudes i have a weakness for are musicians, though. These guys embody everything my mom taught me NOT to like in a man.
I like lists (in case you couldn't already tell :) )So here now is a list of dudes that i am currently crushing on. Let us all pray that this phase passes and this chapter in Michelle's book of life passes.
Zakk Wylde: Lead guitarist for Black Sabbath. He is mouth watering.
Seth Rogen. I fell in love with his charm, friendly face and humor. See! I'm not all about the physical.... "obviously!" yells Nick from the back. In fact, there was this dude who came to church a couple sundays ago and he looked EXACTLY like Seth. I was smitten the whole day.
The third: Layne Staley. Late singer for alice and chains. Now this one is just plain unhealthy. In fact the next two are. I think that because they are dead, they are even more fascinating. Because i can't have them, i want them more. Layne died of a heroin overdose. Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, but had a pretty hot voice.
The fourth is Kurt Cobain. The hot picture says it all.
The fifth is Robert Plant. Hottie in tight pants. YUM!
The sixth is John Lennon post- Beatles
Lastly, this dude from Santa monica. (i took this pic from tanner's friend's blog.... my apologies Cindy! Hope you don't mind)
There are many more! Some of you might have seen them outside your local 7-11 or in your chemistry class. They are out there and i want one.