Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I'm a Twilight Fan

I know what you're thinking...

How could you have jumped on the mormon bandwagon and read the book every laurel in young womens is reading? well, after much pushing from my co-worker Sylvie, who mind you is older but her girls got her to read it, i finally gave in. The reason being i was done reading "all the president's men" and i needed to let my brain breathe after all that heavy political reading i did.

The book is intense, sensual. Everything i am currently lacking in life after a recent "break up (?)". The relationship i was in lacked everything and more that the character of Edward gives to the character Bella. I am living vicariously through a heroines life and i love it!

I just found out they are making film out of the book and i'm pretty excited.

The leads will be played by the dude that played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and some no name actress.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

I think there is something wrong with me...

I have developed over the past few months an almost unhealthy obsession with dirt squirrels. For those of you that don't know what a dirt squirrel is, here is what i pulled up from urbandictionary.com

Dirt squirrel

This term can describe a wide variety of people but in general a Dirt Squirrel is a person(s) who is dirt poor and/or has a bizarre facial complexion and/or is very spastic and has ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) and/or just looks dirty. Most of whom are found in north-western Ontario or Ancaster, Ontario, Canada.

Look at that guy driving his ATV to the beer store with his little girl sitting in the back, what a Dirt Squirrel!


Scott can't sit still for more than 2 seconds, look at that Dirt Squirrel scratch his head like he hasn't had a shower in a week!

I first heard this phrase from George Kaler. He's not a very reliable source, but seeing as the word was originated in Ontario, Canada and George served his mission pretty close to there, i think it is a valid phrase and use it all the time.

But I've veered away from what my blog is really about.

I like dirty dudes with long beards and long hair. Some would call them
Jesus look alikes, others would call them hobos. I call them divine, heavenly creatures. Where as most girls prefer chiseled males with rock hard abs, abercrombie & fitch good looks and clean cut faces, i prefer the dude that just rolled out from under a truck after fixing his carburetor with dirt under his fingernails and greasy hair. I think i have a problem.

Alot of the dudes i have a weakness for are musicians, though. These guys embody everything my mom taught me NOT to like in a man.

I like lists (in case you couldn't already tell :) )So here now is a list of dudes that i am currently crushing on. Let us all pray that this phase passes and this chapter in Michelle's book of life passes.

The first:

Zakk Wylde: Lead guitarist for Black Sabbath. He is mouth watering.

The Second:

Seth Rogen. I fell in love with his charm, friendly face and humor. See! I'm not all about the physical.... "obviously!" yells Nick from the back. In fact, there was this dude who came to church a couple sundays ago and he looked EXACTLY like Seth. I was smitten the whole day.

The third: Layne Staley. Late singer for alice and chains. Now this one is just plain unhealthy. In fact the next two are. I think that because they are dead, they are even m
ore fascinating. Because i can't have them, i want them more. Layne died of a heroin overdose. Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, but had a pretty hot voice.

The fourth is Kurt Cobain. The hot picture says it all.

The fifth is Robert Plant. Hottie in tight pants. YUM!

The sixth is John Lennon post- Beatles

Lastly, this dude from Santa monica. (i took this pic from tanner's friend's blog.... my apologies Cindy! Hope you don't mind)

There are many more! Some of you might have seen them outside your local 7-11 or in your chemistry class. They are out there and i want one.